it gets funnier




i must be a mermaid, for i have no fear of depths but nightmares of shallow living.

nicevagina:

everyone in your life thinks that you’re innocent when you actually have a blog full of hardcore pornography

(via nicevagina)

lem-ni-scate:

dreamingofthestreet:

found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg

is everyone just glossing over the fact that your sister went to school with josh freaking peck

tbh-horny:

I don’t know why but watching my boyfriend masturbate is the hottest thing ever.


fuck the police but also
fuck the police u feel me
hannibalspenis:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

what in the name of jesus fucking christ would possess someone to do this.

kids near me threw one of these at a girl i coach, hoping to “kill the black girl”, and were never arrested. it’s insane.

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

(Source: basedgosh, via yourfavoriteunderwear)

w-erewolf:

depresssive:

d-r-u-g-d-e-a-l-e-r:

15 year old student jumps from a 5th story window at school because of being bullied. Stop bullying.

woah I saw this like 5 minutes ago and it only had 600 notes

That person that comes running from the right corner
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